That Martin Johnson press conference

A short verse dissecting the reasons for Martin Johnson’s departure as England coach amid foam-flecked fury at England’s moderate rugby, reluctant dwarf-tossing and accomplished drinking.

Martin Johnson announced

That although we didn’t get trounced

As some players behaved like a tit you

Should know he’s no longer in situ


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