Head for the hills

A short verse noting that the Discovery Channel has dropped plans for further series by explorer Bear Grylls, who has sometimes been accused of taking to his hotel room while supposedly roughing it.

Bear Grylls

Plans to head to the hills

Quietly cursing Ray Mears.

Until room service appears.

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