A short verse on the arrival of Zlatan Ibrahimovic – the highest paid footabller in Italy and recent author of his modestly titled book I, Zlatan – with the Sweden football team. England beat Sweden 1-0. Zlatan hardly got a kick. O, Zlatan.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Decreed “I’m now so very rich
That I’m not that bothered about passing
The records of Henrik Larsson.”
Tags: Bigheads, Footballers, Zlatan Ibrahimovic