I, Zlatan arrives in London

A short verse on the arrival of Zlatan Ibrahimovic – the highest paid footabller in Italy and recent author of his modestly titled book I, Zlatan – with the Sweden football team. England beat Sweden 1-0. Zlatan hardly got a kick. O, Zlatan.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Decreed “I’m now so very rich

That I’m not that bothered about passing

The records of Henrik Larsson.”


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